I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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