ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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