Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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