My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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