ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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