I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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