Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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