Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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