What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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