Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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