I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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