sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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