There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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