how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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