Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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