I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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