I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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