You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
