this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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