i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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