it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
COCAINE IS GR8
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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