I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
