Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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