he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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