sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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