It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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