You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I want a musical about memes.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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