How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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