are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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