He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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