went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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