when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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