Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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