I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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