I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
this boner is exhausting
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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