By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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