i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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