Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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