my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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