So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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