Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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