Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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