if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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