I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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