i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize