The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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