Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
third nipple confirmed
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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