i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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