She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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