batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
