hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Randomize