Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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