I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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