yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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