yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
smell my finger.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We had sex on a dog bed..
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
