It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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