Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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