Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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