guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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